THINGS I WILL MISS

  1. Who’s going to go with me to Banana Republic to tell me how the clothes look?
  2. Am I going to ever be able to go to Costco to shop family size again?
  3. Who is going to make the bed correctly with the top sheet and everything?
  4. I will miss the familiar routines and comfort of a secure life.
  5. I will miss all our inside jokes. (RIP arm shakes, physical humor, animal memes, quail,
  6. I will miss the hummingbird conflicts and the crapsnackers.
  7. Wah Wah.
  8. Who’s going to comfort me?
  9. Who’s going to shave my back?

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