IF THEY DON’T HAVE BODY SHOTS AND YOU DON’T LIKE BIGGER WOMEN,

YOU SHOULD LET THEM GO

IF YOU’RE NOT INTO RELIGION AND THEY SAY/TEXT SOMETHING RELIGIOUS, 

YOU SHOULD LET THEM GO

IF THEY LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS AND THEY KNOW YOU LIVE IN AGOURA HILLS AND THEY DON’T OFFER TO MEET YOU HALFWAY FOR YOUR DATE,

YOU SHOULD LET THEM GO

*IF YOU “LIKE” THEM AND SEND THEM A LONG MESSAGE AND THEY ONLY “LIKE” YOU BACK WITHOUT RESPONDING TO THE MESSAGE,

YOU SHOULD LET THEM GO

IF THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEM SHOOTING A GUN AT A FIRING RANGE,

YOU SHOULD LET THEM GO

IF YOUR DAUGHTER DOESN’T WANT YOU TO DATE ANYONE WITH THREE OR MORE KIDS BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T WANT TO FEEL NEGLECTED,

YOU SHOULD LET THEM GO